#its all just very sexy to me
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he never once stopped to think "ah, maybe im the problem" (hes not ❤️) and i respect him for that
#sfh#strangers from hell#yoon jongwoo#very aries coded if i (aries) say so myself#his smile in the last panel. he cracked the code#also truly love that the show is also called “stranger from hell” denoting that he is in fact a problem too.#which makes sense#considering deukjong's “man in 303 this is all bc of you”#and the way everyone on the show died BECAUSE OF jongwoo#whether directly or indirectly#its all just very sexy to me
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In X2 Logan snuffs out his cigar in his hand in the cerebro room and POOR CHARLES HAS TO SIT THERE AWKWARDLY AND LISTEN TO LOGAN GETTING TURNED ON BY BURNING HIMSELF BRUH. Charles' face during that whole scene is just... "Come on man right in front of my salad?"
X2 is often regarded as the best movie of the original trilogy and bits like Logan Getting A Hard On In The Cerebro Room Because He's A Masochist While Charles Is Trying Really Hard To Work is definitely one of them
#snap chats#PLEASE ITS MY FAVORITE#LIKE CMON DAWG..... ik charles a freak What Goes Around Comes Around BUT CMON DAWG#NOT IN THE CEREBRO ROOM HAVE SOME DECORUM#also hi everyone i just came back from a club meeting. isnt that fun i go to clubs now <- it was the last meeting of the semester#was horrified to learn that people on campus Do recognize me and acknowledge i exist#on the plus side they all think my kirby headphones are very sexy and my outfits are also very sexy so hey. maybe existing's ok#what isnt sexy about this outfit is that its another corset top and i am once again going up three flights of stairs later#'snap stop investing in corset tops' ok first off i havent even bought a corset top in months. step off me. AND i only own two#and second off I Will Not so ill just have to die this way
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All I want for Christmas isssssssssss to completely demolish your chances of winning another championship~
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without text, and the lineart I really like:
plus some of my inspos:
and if only I wasn't a coward....
#i like to imagine this is some fia mandated community service for fernando and seb shows up to annoy the fuck out of him#seb: ive been a real naughty boy this year santa 😏 will you spank me instead of giving me coal?#fernando: 😐😐😐 this is supposed to be a children's event.#*proceeds to fall for seb's teasing regardless*#rip all the kids but santa is gonna be real busy for the next couple hours....#glad to continue my streak of only drawing modern fanart if its absurd in some way >:)#i am very proud of these hello :)#merry christmas!!! and a happy vettonso to you :D#please imagine these as waking up to santa having left gifts under the tree...fernanda claus....#i need to stop calling every work my best work though djfjkf its just regency bias#but idk what spurred me to draw all this in like. one day basically. considering i havent even drawn much since finals#im like haha wouldnt it be funny to draw topical fanart. fernando DID wear that santa suit one tim- oh my god#except it does mean i had to draw nando claus in a sexy pose which is um. interesting#but gaaaaahhhhh i really love these hahaha so hilarious to me. also wow as i said...relevant fanart for once so crazy#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#sv5#fa14#vettonso#sebnando#catie.art.#f1#formula 1
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do you consider your self made?
#my art#self portrait of sorts#been musing a lot on disability recently and how being relatively freshly unable to do Most Things has changed my perspective on things#for a long time growing up i was fixated on the idea of being An Impact On The World yknow? mainly the next Big Writer#(and that it would be sooo impressive that everyone would make my books bestsellers when i was only 12 because it was That Good)#and i mean. obviously that didnt work out as originally planned because i was 12 and learning. but I've felt a lot like#I've kind of built my sense of self on those big achievements. even if they were only big to me. and a lot of them#are now out of reach or very difficult to reach. and it's been a lot to. recontextualize#to take what ive been told my whole life and ignore it in favor of just being being enough.#things will happen as they happen. i havent earned anything by suffering but it hasnt ended the world either#im here doing what i Can do for as long as I'm able to do it. and thats all i need to be for now#just making sure that i Do do the things i can do rather than assume i can do them later#anyways. love you#cw:#top nudity#artistic nudity#the dreaded ambiguously presenting nipple#if you put any pro weight loss eating disorder shit on here ill kill you btw#my body is sexy because im in it and im still alive. not because its struggling to stay that way#lindwormposting
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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden
#chilaios#that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao#HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID#they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver#to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach#miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in#she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT#AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO#chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it#a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care#lesbiance
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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its absolutely fucking crazy how in the span of 2 years how much i have changed as a person. i feel so old. like all the time now.
#me when i was 19: ohhh im a goofy goober and butt and ass tee hee look at me im a silly clown yahoo!!#me now: all that but less excited b/c i have grey hair and my joints hurt a bit more than they used 2#spacie spoinks#KJSFHKSHDFJKSDSLDK#ive definitely matured as a person#shoutout ta maturing as people and growing older (im not old yet!!!!)#i cant wait ta have grey hair#i will be very sexy#its probably just cuz i am no longer part of the ''it'' crowd#duuude thank god#im so tired#here's ta becoming more irrelevant as i get older 🥂
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sobbing over this new chase atlantic album!!!!!!!!!!!!
#she says as she’s on the first fucking song LMFAOOOOOO#favela is just so good already like what a great opener#fucking banger man#god i sound like a frat boy LMAO#omg i’m so in love with it already tho#i loved beauty in death but it was SO depressing#like absolute art of course but i could only listen to it at very specific times or else it would make me SO sad#it’s imbued with a ton of emotion#and that makes sense given when they wrote it and when it was released#so its really fun to see them return to music that’s a little more fun and a little lighter#god there truly is no one in the industry doing it like them#also i’ve got such a raging crush on mitchel cave its actually fucking insane#i just think he’s so talented and like#talent is the sexiest thing to me ever ever ever#also his voice is sexy and as u all KNOW i’ve also got a fucking RAGING voice kink#anyway <3 already in love#can’t wait to hear the rest!!!!!#clari chatters
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Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.
But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.
WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE
I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I LOVE TOKI'S LEMON EATING CHALLENGE HES ON IN THIS EP. BABY YR STRANGE AND PECULIAR#pickles being insecure abt balding is funny too. my man has chosen a hairstyle that is actively making that worse for himself#buddy if u didnt have whiteguy dreads impromise yr hair wld be healthier. but we love u for yr octopus swag anyway <3#also hi nathan dont listen to the tv listen to me you look great. hi hello. im unsheathing my sword to cut down anyone who makes u feel bad#EVERYBODY IN UNIVERSE IS A COWARD. ITS BIG BOY SEASON. COME GET U ONE#dethvanity isnt in my list of favs i think most its humour is rlly easy lowballs but i find it funny for reasons outside of that#which is namely the show trying to make charavters insecure abt things when they absolutely are not any other time lmao#trying to find things to make skwis and toki insecure abt but theres NOTHING. ITS RLLY FUNNY#listen. putting my hand on everyones shoulder. lets not ignore the elephant in the room this show is uh#OFTEN VERY FATPHOBIC. so its no bastion of rep just cuz it doesnt take all the pot shots it cld at nathans body#it still does take some and theres plently of fatphobia outside of nathans character#but i do like that nathan is a bigger guy and outside of a few eps thats just treated as smth fine! its not remarked on outside of those!#and i think his body is drawn really well and i like that hes permitted to be sexy and to be like. seen with his body out just as much#as like anyone else in the band. like yeah duh nathan explosion is sexy in universe ppl are rocking with this. AS THEY SHOULD BE#idk like i say. not denying the show its fatphobia just saying i like how nathan is treated and portrayed a lot of the time :]
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Hello Mr bean the people have been wanting to know if we’re going to get a tummy Tuesday picture today?
you're insatiable, but fine, it's Tuesday after all... I'll just also use this as an opportunity to show off how intellectual and sexy my bedtime readings are I guess<3
#the white one is a translation of Judith Butlers Gender Trouble if anyone would find that interesting or better yet attractive lol#it's for my thesis btw I'm not a particularly avid reader usually so its all just a ruse lol#the amount of annotations in The Psychology of Gender is very sexy of me though#WILL SOMEONE FUCK ME WHILE I'M READING THESE PLS#get impatent with me for telling you to wait cause ive gotta read just one more page cause they're onto something I can use for my thesis#so you start feeling me up as I'm annotating this paragraph that i cant shut up about- not listening to what im telling you at all#my notes starting to get all jumbled???#i should make a post about this damn#bean pics#bean talks#beans tag rambles
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none of the LI's in FOM really look of interest to me personally
which kind of sucks because when i saw the art of Celine(?) I was very Oh this style is so cute!!
doesn't mean anything ofc that's all based on like looks and general vibe
i could fall head over heals with one based on personality later if I played it
if i ever decide to get it
#like are they all attractive?#i mean yeah#But like even the girls don't get to be like cute?#they're all like typically pretty or sexy#Like where are the cutie pies?? or the ones that just look kinda weird? Why are they all very stereotypically safely attractive#Like I get that it's like marketing doing only very attractive people means more people are likely to find one they like#but i look at them like hm kay I don't want you#anti fields of mistria#not really but in case someone really doesn't like seeing negative opinions about it they won't have to#Like I have this opinion for SDV too and really most indie farm sims that ive seen#though there i honestly thought they were ugly at least here its like “yeah i see that they are attractive but that doesnt mean i want it”#so I know it's just my character taste not like lining up for what they're going for#sadly the characters in sdv in general kind of suck so after i finished their events they still didn't have a lasting impression#Anti SDV#Point is none of them really speak to me and I'm a little sad my character taste sucks so bad lol
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I really love how you portray how much Erik loves having Charles use his telepathy on him. He's like yeaaa let my hubby penetrate my mind while I penetrate his bo– *anon gets mindwipe*
I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF CHARLES USING ERIKS OWN POWERS TO RESTRAIN HIM WAAAAAAIT your mind ………….. just opened a whole new door to perverted possibilities thank you ………
#nsft#snap chats#HAPPY SUNDAY what a holy day indeed …..#‘do you accept nsft thoughts’ what am i catholic <- depends on the day tbh#BUT BRO………….. youre cooking ohhhhh my god im gonna think about this all day ……#also crying at the first ask you sent and then immediately following up with this godsend of a thought dkAODJSK#‘my bad……. //however//‘ and then my ear canal grew three sizes that day SPEAAAAAK#soery still reading this. im gonna be locked into my chair for the next hour daydreaming if you needed me today Oops#i thank you again my friend ……. i love getting visions i sure wish i could share these ones but tumblr’ll kill me if i DO 🗣🗣🗣#i just think charles using his ability to mind control for sexy purposes is Very Sexy sorry/not sorry#sorry that charles being a Freak™️ is my fave …. i cannot change this …… its the contrast yk ….#delicious for my soul ……. and erik being at the ready to please him CHAT i must be resuscitated STAT#its peak i fear …. dom bottom charles and sub top erik is my FAVORITE flavor …..
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Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)
So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:
Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:
Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:
He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues
The Chair Appears - Spain
He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood
The Chair Evolves - Silverstone
Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!
The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)
I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)
*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha
#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair#and im also just obsessed with the range of it???#theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely#the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs#this was actually like a true derangment post#irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it#im just curious about the origins still#like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race'#the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry#but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time#okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT#the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me#seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc#and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair#and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff#this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#formula one#*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#catie.rambling.txt#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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Is underwear still not its own category? I'm just surprised that it hasn't been moved to its own CAS category by now, especially with the release of a romance pack. Underwear and pajamas are not the same thing imo, but maybe I'm just weird?
#In all fairness I need to read up on the new pack. I haven't even watched the trailer tbh. The concept is kind of meh to me#I saw the sexy dancing in costumes and thought there would be some kind of new lingere/underwear category but it doesn't seem that's the#case so I'm confused how that feature functions?? Like is is similar to the spooky day dress up options in seasons?#Anyway missed opportunity if they haven't made underwear its own category not just for romance/sex reasons but for realism#Plus I would love moving all my cc lingerie and such out of the pajama category. That would make me very happy#But whatever it's a small thing. Inconsequential really. But it bothers me nonetheless#personal
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I love them
#artists on tumblr#the ICU (icey cinematic universe)#feral furry#my art#my ocs#oc meme#snow#mink#oc: snow#oc: mink#blood#snow: so what if you can see the darkest side of me! no one would ever change this animal i have become! help me believe its not the real me#mink: sexy vampire im falling in love! so just bite me baby and drink all my blood! oh yeah! sexy vampire im falling in love with you#mink is very supportive of her childhood best friend/crush who is also the reincarnation of a centuries old vampire
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So I finished mazinkaiser awhile ago after months of procrastination on it and for one reason or another I’m not gonna give my solid thoughts on it but there is one specific thing I wanna point out, not as a critique but more so a confusion. That being: I find it weird how Mazinkaiser isn’t the turning point for Mazinger where they finally go “hey the robot is sentient” because it’s not yet near the end literally EVERYONE talks to Venus A as if shes actually a person:
I’m not saying this as a criticism for the reason of my already biased to vaguely sentient robots-because as much as I prefer this angle with mecha, I understand not every and all mecha can approach this because sometimes the robot is JUST a narrative tool and not a character, which is fine-however I’m confused with Mazinger of all things didn’t take this approach when there’s already so much emphasis on Mazinger being tied to gods. I mean, apart from the fact the robots are based off Greek Mythology and there is a constant message of “will it become God or Devil” which feels like it warrants this enough, it would start to make sense if the robot grew sentient because Mazinkaiser is treated as the ULTIMATE Mazinger. (And where have we heard a case where the “ultimate” form of a robot starts to be the one that displays more self awareness *cough* GETTAH🗿)
Especially also within this ova- it seems to do stuff on its own accord to PROTECT Koji, like going on auto pilot as he’s knocked out and somehow keeping him safe from being burned alive in magma, but I cannot tell if this IS a indicator Mazinkaiser is actually sentient or if it’s just all auto pilot. Oh and it’s a more minor thing but also just- the human poses Kaiser and Venus take during the beach episode… I cannot tell if that’s something they wanted or if their pilots just posed them comfortably because lines seem to blur with the robots just being treated as the extensive of the pilots. (Venus is literally based off of Sayakas appearance after all)
It’s just weird Nagai never went this route and just stuck to metaphorical stuff, when it feels like SOMETHING he would do given the nature of his stories and yet the only fully sentient Mazinger media I know is Zero. Of course I still have such a limited window on Mazinger so if this is me actually being wrong please feel free to correct me, but I still will never not find it weird Mazinkaiser lacks this aspect asides from maybe vague allusions to it that may or may not be implying it. Maybe if I ever rewatch it or find more Mazinkaiser content specifically I’ll be able to piece things together a bit more.
#meg text#mazinkaiser#mecha rambles#also before any asks I have also seen SKL and let me tell ya despite how off the rails it already is it makes Kaiser even WEIRDER#SKL!Kaiser is like- supposed to metaphorically be fucking satan and your telling me that robot ISN’T sentient?#the manga straight up implies it drives its pilots INSANE which just proves Kaido and Magami are that off their rockers to handle it#oh and just the fact Kaiser pops out the ground for them whenever… that’s either a very specific auto pilot or its sentient#granted the fact I know mazinkaiser originated from SRW from it being “born from getter rays” does not make my ordeal any less conflicting#obviously they retcon that out but like-#your gonna have a mazinger be born from a getter- SHIN GETTER no less and NOT be sentient?#and again I’m not even mad it’s not the getter approach bc not all mecha’s need to become cosmic horrors (even if it be sexy ngl I mean)#but it’s weird go fucking nagai never once considered in his crazy ass mecha already to make his robot LITERALLY sentient#and there being consequences for that on top of all the dangers Koji has to face being in this damn robot#again maybe I’m just a idiot and some of this is true bc I’m not the most knowledgeable on mazinger aside from the basics and it’s impact#but sure as hell never seen anyone mention this and I doubt it’s just a factor of “it’s niche” when it’s fucking mazinger
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